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link nopper.tv

3 days ago

December 17, 2009
link The Hacks of Life: OpenGL

3 days ago

December 17, 2009
link How to Sketch from Tablet to Computer - Wacom Tablet and Pen Review - Popular Mechanics

2 weeks ago

December 4, 2009
chat

Well played, Sandy. Well played.

  • Sandy: haha i´m going to be really touch and go between now and the next two hours
  • Sandy: making dinner and i´m already beihnd
  • Andrew: interesting
  • Andrew: whatcha cooking, nigga?
  • Sandy: lasagna
  • Andrew: you never seen tokyo breakfast huh
  • Sandy: uh uh
  • Andrew: the answer i was looking for was "your favorite, nigga. chicken and waffles!"
  • Sandy: oh my bad
  • Andrew: but lasagna's cool, too, i guess
  • Sandy: haha obvio
  • Sandy: ok heading to the kitchen
  • Sandy: i will ttyl!
  • Andrew: where you belong
  • Andrew: peace
  • Sandy: haha
  • Sandy: god you´r e still single aren´t you

3 weeks ago

November 29, 2009
link Top 10 Cross-Platform Apps that Run on Windows, OS X, Linux, and More - Downloads - Lifehacker

3 weeks ago

November 28, 2009
video

My tuition pays for this toilet.

1 month ago

October 29, 2009
chat

Another awkward day in the life of Andrew J. Santa Maria 2

  • [walking toward a street he needs to cross while trying to clip a pencil to his pocket]
  • [sees a parked police car along with two police officers nearby]
  • [begins to cross the street, but at the same time, wants to be a courteous citizen]
  • [tilts head to greet]
  • Andrew: Hey, how are you doing?
  • [realizes he's already in the middle of the street, impeding a now decelerating car]
  • [backs up to let the car pass and runs in front of the slowly moving car that was following the other one]
  • [still can't clip the pencil to his pocket]

2 months ago

October 20, 2009
link 7 Key Principles That Make A Web Design Look Good « Noupe

2 months ago

October 15, 2009
chat

I needed to pay off a citation by today, but my sister owed me money

  • Sister: Doing the deposit into your checking right now bitch 2:21 PM
  • Me: Thanks. no jail rape for me 2:25 PM
  • Sister: Check ur account to make sure they did it correctly 2:25 PM
  • Me: They did. Thanks! 2:30 PM
  • Sister: Ur welcome, u will still get raped some day haha 2:31 PM

2 months ago

October 15, 2009
link Speed Up and Back Up Your Rooted Android Phone - Android rooting - Lifehacker

2 months ago

October 8, 2009