half man, half inappropriate

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.

1. Incredibly good-ass times. You know I got your back, and I know you got mine. I can’t believe it’ll almost be over. I wager that I’ll be as homesick as I was four years, but for a different reason.
2. I seriously appreciate the gesture. Thank you for proving the goodness in your heart that I always knew existed; the paranoid part of mind kept saying otherwise, but you are clearly cool in my book.
3. You’re pretty much the reason why I have this sense of humor.  Your hilarity has always been an inspiration to me.  It’s a shame that we were never that close; I blame it on the age gap, distance, and my own shyness.
4. Your Facebook is appallingly depressing.  You will need a significant personality overhaul if you ever hope to be happy.  Man the f*ck up!
5. Why the f*ck are you so cool?  They don’t make people like you anymore!
6. Despite doing all those things you’ve done, you’re still one of my heroes.  I wish we were closer, but once again, my shyness and the age gap got in the way.
7. Do you genuinely care about him?  There are a few valid arguments that you don’t.  I don’t know how long I can give you the benefit of the doubt.  I have a feeling that if sh!t goes down, I’m not going to be surprised.
8. So umm…what happened? As Tupac Amaru Shakur once said, “I ain’t mad at cha,” but it’d sure be nice to know why things went the way they did.
9. You know I got your back, but good lawd, you’re so blinded. I honestly didn’t think you were capable of something so cold. It all better be worth it.
10. I just wanna put my balls on you.