half man, half inappropriate

Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.

1. Be a fan of hip hop (Bonus points if you can spit hot fire. More bonus points if you can do so literally)
2. Be a fan of stand-up comedy
3. Finish any reference I recall (Bonus points are directly proportional to the reference’s obscurity)
4. Recall a reference that I actually have to think hard about in order to finish (Bonus points once again directly proportional to the reference’s obscurity) 
5. Be FINE (Yeah, I said it)
6. Have a personality/have some quirks
7. Genuinely find my comedic stylings humorous
8. Be real