half man, half inappropriate

Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.

1. “Aww sh!t, what was that bit again?  Why didn’t I write that sh!t down when I had a chance?  Oh, I know.  It’s because this phone is slow as hell.”
2. “Damnit, why do you have to look like that?  Why do you have to make this so difficult?!”
3. “I hope I get that job.  I need to rise up out of the hood of Irvine, California.  In two decades, this place will be Compton.  I know it.”
4. “You gotta be real.  All of this sh!t’s too complex, but man, is it chaotic.  I’m gonna continue to take this with a grain of salt.”
5. “I wanna get a mothaf*ckin’ donut.  I think I ran enough today.”
6. “I just wanna put my balls on you.  Oh, wtf?  Well, that’s undesirable.  I just wanna put one ball on you, then.”
7. “Don’t forget who you are, and especially remember that ‘Mothaf*ckin” is your middle name.  You got this held down.”