half man, half inappropriate

Week 0 of Fall Quarter 2009 @ University of California, Irvine

Fudge, man, just read my twitter!

Otherwise, I suppose I had a good first two days. Yesterday, I went to my computer science class that has to do with formal languages and automata. That class just feels like it’ll be painful later in the quarter. It was awfully cold in that room; I could tell by my instructor’s nipples. After that class, I walked around the student center because I always hope to see somebody I know. I went to Wendy’s to order their boneless chicken combo of the sort (as if I pay attention to names). I saw the Asian chicken flavor. The sh!t just sounded racist like every bite would be reminiscent of a Chinese man driving his pick into the ground to lay out the railroad. As luck would have it, I encountered Chris Cho and Christine Mai. We proceeded to all have lunch together and complain about interracial couples—or maybe that was me. That night, I rooted my T-Mobile myTouch 3G with Cyanogen’s mod, and gadyamn, is it fast.

Day 2—just like Day 1 only with skinny jeans.  And you know what skinny jeans means: shafts to the right and balls to the left. I didn’t have the will to do a morning workout either. I made it to my computer science discussion only to realize there was no discussion that day. Ain’t no shame in that. I proceeded to the UCI bookstore to buy peach rings and chill in the park by myself and my phone because I didn’t encounter anybody walking through; what a damn shame. Then, I made it to my computer science class about networking which was three hours long and had a Japanese fob lecturer. The class was surprisingly not boring other than the fact that it’s three mothafuggin hours long. It’s too early to say whether or not this school year’s looking bright. I don’t feel like correcting any typos.