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Another Awkward Day in The Life of Andrew J. Santa Maria 3

  1. Andrew: so basically.. i have so quesadillas in a ziplock bag that i microwaved
  2. Andrew: i don't have any plates or anything
  3. Andrew: so i was just gonna use some paper towels and pour hot sauce on them sh!ts
  4. Andrew: so i open the fridge
  5. Andrew: take the hot sauce out and place it on the counter
  6. Andrew: and then the korean receptionist lady walks in
  7. Andrew: "heyyy" i say.. and she returns the "heyyy"
  8. Andrew: basically, i wanted to avoid the embarrassment of explaining that i was going to pour hot sauce into a paper towel..
  9. Andrew: so i just left the f*cking kitchen with the hot sauce bottle still on the counter
  10. Andrew: i also wanted to avoid having to talk to her
  11. Jennifer: HAHAHAH
  12. Jennifer: god you're so awkward
  13. Jennifer: i love it
Posted on Tuesday, March 16 2010.
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